About me.

Lets get things into perspective.

I don't run. In fact, sometimes I struggle to walk. I have arthritis in my knees and back and I am overweight. By quite a lot.

So why have I decided to run a 10K event?

Well, in the space of a month, my friend's partner and then another close friend have found out that they have cancer. Both dont deserve to have to face this.

This is my way of showing support and hopefully to raise money for Cancer Research. Hopefully by documenting my journey, I can stay focused and encourage people to stay interested enough to sponsor me on this epic adventure.

24 July 2013 - Words to the wise

To the horrid little chav in his souped up golf, and ridiculously loud exhaust.


Yelling : 'Get your tits out you fat cow' at me, when I'm running is actually highly unlikely to inspire me to get said tits out.


In fact, taking into account that I have had three kids and so my tits hang nearly to my knees, I fail to see why you would want me to get them out.


I can only conclude, therefore, that you don't actually want me to get my tits out, that you in fact think you are insanely hilarious showing off in front of the little barbie dolls giggling in the back of your car.


What is actually likely to happen is that one of your silly little girlfriend's gives you crabs and your tiny dick falls off (hopefully).


Just saying.
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3 comments:

  1. Rhydd25 July 2013 at 01:29

    Shouting at you from a passing car. Yeah, real brave.

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  2. Mick Thornton25 July 2013 at 08:20

    Language Deborah...............
    Get the pratt's number, your brother and I will mark his card this weekend.

    Daddy

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  3. Nigel25 July 2013 at 10:58

    Sorry Debbie I promise I won't do it again.

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